Wednesday, October 18, 2006

3 Hundred Million... with a Bullet

According to the U.S. Census Bureau, October 17 marked the date of the 300-millionth American born in the U.S. - and it was predicted that the new yankee would probably to be born in LA, California.

What this could mean for us in the Golden State?

  • An ever-decreasing chance of getting a parking spot at Trader Joe's
  • More west-coast viewership for the Family Channel
  • A "sorry lot full" sign in the LAX runway for incoming "transplants"
  • Hollywood will need to expand its Canadian offices
  • "Californication" will be new state song

1 comment:

David said...

So Lucy MUST have been like # 299,989,766 or something!

Cool! :woot: