3 Hundred Million... with a Bullet

According to the U.S. Census Bureau, October 17 marked the date of the 300-millionth American born in the U.S. - and it was predicted that the new yankee would probably to be born in LA, California.

What this could mean for us in the Golden State?

• An ever-decreasing chance of getting a parking spot at Trader Joe's
• More west-coast viewership for the Family Channel
• A "sorry lot full" sign in the LAX runway for incoming "transplants"
• Hollywood will need to expand its Canadian offices
• "Californication" will be new state song