Thursday, February 22, 2007

SUGGESTED SONGS HEATHER MILLS McCARTNEY WILL USE ON DANCING WITH THE STARS

(*note: my meanest blog ever and quasi-inspired by the clever musings of B.Radley)



1. Lean On Me
2. Come on, Eileen
3. Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It
4. Trippin'
5. Island Hopping

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

so she lost out on paul's millions, even though there wasn't a prenup? she must have some pretty dumb lawyers that obviously aren't fired yet if she's booked on a show for has-beens and never-weres.

nb. i am perfectly aware that the above "words" are perfectly cromulent. so cromulent in fact that their cromulence is only surpassed by their realitude.

Anonymous said...

now that they're splitsville, i can't tell my favorite joke anymore.


Q: what has five legs, eats grass, and lives on a farm?

A: The McCartneys!


(thanks, i'll be here all week!)

Sun Follower said...

I was just informed - with all due respect - that I missed the most important song of all:


"FOOTLOOSE."

Ashley said...

somebody is a beatle's fan and is on the side of Paul McCartney! hahaha...well, obviously you are...we all are.

Roonie said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Grunt said...

This is awesomely funny and evil, which makes me laugh even more.