Me: Wanna grab a coffee?
D: That would be good! However, I may be geting inseminated that day!
Me:...
D: If that is case, you can come over and we will watch "The Departed" on DVD. I have to take it easy all day after they do it.
Me: Um, OK, I'd be happy to come and watch you... erm... conceive.
D: You should totally come! You can be my good luck charm!
Me: OK, keep me posted. This is exciting news. Maybe your egg will absorb DiCaprio's looks by osmosis.
D: They said it will literally take 10 mintutes. And no pain.
Me: Unlike certain sex acts.
D: Ha ha! So sad but true. It will be an immaculate conception! Perhaps I will give birth to the next messiah. Or more likely, the anti Christ!
Me: If so, you can request Baby Prada at your shower.
4 comments:
How was The Departed?
wow, so your friend is really having a baby this way?? Crazy!!
Will there be a turkey baster?
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