TV Commentator: We interrupt your peace
and quiet for a special news bulletin. The herbivorous mutant
research-scientist-turned-criminal, Reginald Bushroot,
has been sighted robbing Fabric King.
Bushroot: Gosh, I don't know.
Which color would look better on my bride?
The magenta, or the Della Robia blue?
Store Clerk: What does your bride look like?
Bushroot: She's a large potato.
Store Clerk: ...
Bushroot: ...
Store Clerk: I'd go with the blue.
3 comments:
well I'm completely confused
I understand what it meant.
And frankly, I don't care for the socialist undertones.
You people.
-Biggs
Wow, Bushroot is so much more fetching in color (not to mention without the huge DMDC slapped across his forehead.)
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