Friday, April 28, 2006

NIGHT OF THE LIVING SPUD


TV Commentator: We interrupt your peace
and quiet for a special news bulletin. The herbivorous mutant
research-scientist-turned-criminal, Reginald Bushroot,
has been sighted robbing Fabric King.

Bushroot: Gosh, I don't know.
Which color would look better on my bride?
The magenta, or the Della Robia blue?
Store Clerk: What does your bride look like?
Bushroot: She's a large potato.
Store Clerk: ...
Bushroot: ...
Store Clerk: I'd go with the blue.

3 comments:

Will said...

well I'm completely confused

Mr. Biggs said...

I understand what it meant.

And frankly, I don't care for the socialist undertones.

You people.

-Biggs

Anonymous said...

Wow, Bushroot is so much more fetching in color (not to mention without the huge DMDC slapped across his forehead.)