...the gardener smiles and stops the leaf blower to let you get to your car in the morning
... you get a larger roasted corn-on-the-cob than the surfer guy ahead of you in line at the Cinco de Mayo fair
... you get approached in Ross and asked things in Spanish by other Latinos
... the busboy will bring you extra salsa and chips without asking
... you can cruise Caesar Chavez Blvd. with no fear
... green-corn tamales are always in season... para ti.
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you can reap all these benefits just by looking mexican and having a very convincing nod.
a sombrero and serape helps also.
What about churros? Type sweet nothings about churros!
I ride a donkey around town just to be safe.
I thought surfer dudes were restricted by law to San Diego and Hawaii.
Holy cow?!?!! Free extra chips & salsa?!?! You are 1 lucky girl. Us super-whitey's have to pay for more.
Really? They are free at most Mex restaurants in LA - regardless race, creed , color, religion, gender, political leanings... Cali is beter than I thought!
Chi-Chi's was just about the last place in Pittsburgh to deliver extra chips and salsa pro bono. Too bad it was in Pittsburgh Chi-Chi's also decided to serve up some Hep A in their salsa. No wonder they could give it away for free!
well that's how they got it.
the bums outside El Pollo Loco will give you more breathing room if they think you work there.
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